Article Comments=LOLZ!
Recently, I wrote a movie review about the movie Eagle Eye. Actually, it was more like a refusal to write a review, since I believed the movie was so shitty. Shortly after I wrote it, I received a comment on it (you can see it under the Eagle Eye article) that basically ripped me a new one. Now, I don’t care what people think of me or my opinions, but when something like this occurs, it makes me wonder. I wonder: WHO THE FUCK TAKES THE TIME TO DO THIS? And when they do, do they realize that I DON’T CARE?! You could take all the time in the world to write a scathing comment that supposedly should hurt my feelings, but I just end up laughing…alot. I not only laugh at what they write, but also at the numerous grammar and spelling errors they make. This tells me that the people who write angry reviews are not only dumbasses, but are also illiterate. Such is the case with this particular comment: tekkenfool Says:
September 29, 2008 at 11:49 am e
“I have not seen this movie the trailers look good and sha labouf is agood actor oh and also Fuck you who the fuck r you to judge a movie wat was the last movie you made you deepfried piece of dogshit when tyou have made a box office film then criticise movies but until than shut the fuck up thanks 4 reading”
Notice the “thanks 4 reading” and “deepfried piece of dogshit”. Now, “deepfried piece of dogshit” is an original insult, I will give him that…but after all that ranting, he THANKS me. IZ CONFUZED!!!! But seriously, it looks like a 7 year old wrote this. Its just that shitty of a comment. If you are going to take the time to try to insult me (which you won’t), the least you could do was be a little more elaborate and spell correctly. If anything, I wasn’t insulted by the actual comment; I was insulted by the fact that this great web site is being trafficked by such blatant fucking morons, and that Shia LaBeouf is supposedly a good actor…which he’s not. So please: if you are going to write a comment, make it worth my time to read. Comments are funny to me, and the better the comment, the better the laugh I’ll get out of it…and I won’t think everyone is an illiterate dumbass.
